Saturday, June 11, 2016

My Man-Cave



My Man-Cave

There is a room
It is my room
A place where I can hide
Where the world does not exist
A place where women will not enter
It is my man-cave
Where I can read what I like
Think about the problems of the day
It is a place where I can fart
I have my books and newspapers
And the music from my FM radio
When I sit on my throne
I look at all of the paper which surrounds me
And I know that my life will be perfect

At least as long as the door is locked

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