A Reason For Cuteness
God made babies cute
And he did it for a reason
The bright eyes
The sweet innocent smile
And the rosy cheeks
They are all a plot
He knew His babies would scream
Would poop and pee all over everything
They would throw up on our best clothes
And spit their food in our faces
But He made them cute
So we could forgive them
We’d smile and say that they are cute
No matter what they did
Then we could go to OUR rooms
To thank God for making them so damn cute
And to dream about the day when they have a child
And it turns out the same way they did
Just as cute so they will stay out of trouble
At least until they become two years old
And then watch out!
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