A Really, Really Bad Poem
All I want to do is sleep
Wake me and you’ll hear a beep
I plan on laying quietly in my bed
No, I don’t even want to be fed
I just want to dream of you
Without listening to you argue
I want to see your kisses
But, only in endless flashes
Maybe when I awake
We can get some whiskey and partake
Get as drunk as we can be
And I am sure I will have to pee
I will let you know that you have won
It is you that I will never, ever shun
But, always know that I love you
Even if you can be a shrew
And that will be the last line
Because I don’t want this to be asinine