Abnormality

Abnormality

God knows I don’t want to be normal

I want to stick out in a crowd

You have everyone look at me

And have them ask, “what in the hell is that”

I never want to wear a suit and tie

I want to go out in short pants and a muscle shirt

Black in color with a big dragon head on the front

I want to go into Macca’s and order a Whopper

And drink a forty year old New Coke

While eating a whole case of Twinkies

I never want to comb my hair or trim my beard

I want to wear glasses Elton John would turn down

I want to listen to the William Tell Overture

With lyrics added from Vanilla Ice

Maybe drive the wrong way on the freeway

Or hitchhike in the middle of the road

God knows I don’t want to be normal

I just want to be me

With all my quirks and strangeness

So accept me for who I am

Because I am not going to ever change

No matter who or what

I will always be the best me I can be