Thursday, August 29, 2019

Bye, Bye Brain Cells



Bye, Bye Brain Cells

I do not know how many
Brain cells I had when I was born
I figure it was quite a few

I learned a lot and remembered it
But now, after so many years
Listening to so many stupid people
Watching way too much TV
And a lifetime of Dr. Pepper
I know I have some left
I had already forgotten your name
My address and phone number
And how to shave in the morning
Spread out through the universe
Making them harder to find
My last remaining few will keep me going
Reminding me to pull up my zipper
To eat my creamed spinach
And not fart too loudly in public
I won’t miss the ones who are long gone
Now, if I could just remember what I was saying


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