My Deepest Hatred

My Deepest Hatred

I hate you

Honestly, I cannot stand looking at you

You have become a pain in my ass

You don’t listen to me

You do whatever you want to do

Whenever you want to do it

You destroy my life

My work and my soul

I am so sorry we ever met

True, we have been close for so long

You have been my best friend

Ever since the moment you came into my life

Now, I would love to get rid of you

Throw you in the trash where you belong

Get you out of my life

I want to once again play games with you

Share my poetry and stories with you

To spend so many hours looking at funny cat videos

But, that time is over

Your keyboard doesn’t work the way it should

You mousepad is totally brain damaged

And even your grammar check doesn’t work

I am tired of you and Best Buy is having a sale

So you are gone

Left out on the stairs so someone else can have you

Maybe you’ll behave for them

All the while I play with my new best friend

A two terabyte angel

With a nineteen inch screen

And a wireless keyboard

I could say that I will miss you, but I won’t

So all I will say is goodbye

And you will be gone

Your battery will be dead

But you will not be mine

So, I couldn’t care less.