A Man’s True Life

A Man’s True Life

We don’t know when it starts

Our bodies change for the second time

The strength we had is gone

We have aches and pains

Showing up in places we never had before

And even a walk to the curb becomes marathon

And if you want to make love

Well, without blue pill that may be gone too

We can't play sports any longer

At least we have that on Espn

Several times a week we eat the wrong things

So, we are crapping like a damn let loose

Or we pee for hours just to let loose with two drops

So, kids, the life of a man isn’t a paradise

So, just give up cause it will only get worse