Hello Mister Turkey
By Lord R.e. Taylor
Hello Mister Turkey
I bet you already know it
But you are one ugly bird
You have been well known though
From the Mayflower until now
Once a year you become a hero
People stuff your arse with stuffing
And four hours later they carry you out
Plant you in the center of a table
A little time later you are long gone
And everyone is sound asleep
True, you may be really ugly
But you taste so good with cranberry sauce
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